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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 91 points 2 months ago (3 children)

When will Walmart Hitler just fucking die?

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

When will Americans exercise their rights and force him out of office instead of waiting for luck?

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Americans don't exercise.

[–] Medic8eme@piefed.ca 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry. They're sending hopes and prayers.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

HOPES AND PRAYERS

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

He's way past expiration date

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

At the worst possible time and not a moment before or after.