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[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

#include <sys/types.h> #include <signal.h> #include <unistd.h>

int main() { pid_t pid = fork(); if (pid == 0) { // Child process while (1); } else { // Parent process sleep(2); kill(pid, SIGKILL); // Force kill child printf("Child process killed.\n"); } return 0; }

[–] ChaosMonkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Now that's just cruel.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago

The cruelest part is not formatting it correctly :c

#include <sys/types.h>
#include <signal.h>
#include <unistd.h>

int main() {
    pid_t pid = fork();
    if (pid == 0) {
        // Child process
        while (1);
    } else {
        // Parent process
        sleep(2);
        kill(pid, SIGKILL);  // Force kill child
        printf("Child process killed.\n");
    }
    return 0;
}