Why is this a surprise to anyone? Didn't your parents sit you down when you were a teenager and tell you to install the Noscript browser extension so you wouldn't get pergant [sic]?

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 points 3 days ago

you gotta be crazy to let JavaScript run on your body. #prochoice

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

Click here to download the Impregnation Wizard.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

how is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

¡¿Can u get... prrrreganté?!

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Naturally

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Brendan Eich isn't going to like this.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is what happens when you dare to temporarily disable NoScript. You get preggers!

[–] romanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago

Ok MtF folks, we have found the secret

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 11 points 3 days ago

surgeons are like. meat wizards.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

#include <sys/types.h> #include <signal.h> #include <unistd.h>

int main() { pid_t pid = fork(); if (pid == 0) { // Child process while (1); } else { // Parent process sleep(2); kill(pid, SIGKILL); // Force kill child printf("Child process killed.\n"); } return 0; }

[–] ChaosMonkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Now that's just cruel.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago

The cruelest part is not formatting it correctly :c

#include <sys/types.h>
#include <signal.h>
#include <unistd.h>

int main() {
    pid_t pid = fork();
    if (pid == 0) {
        // Child process
        while (1);
    } else {
        // Parent process
        sleep(2);
        kill(pid, SIGKILL);  // Force kill child
        printf("Child process killed.\n");
    }
    return 0;
}