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[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 27 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You can't say all that and not post pictures, so here they are.

Image

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 13 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Sorry, I was typing this on my phone while pooping.

But it would be better if you added a ! Right before your square brackets to embed the image directly.

And here's a better image of the dong:

ze dong

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Well, that's impressive. I'll remember that for the image embed.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Also, I kinda didn't want to add images so people would doubt my comment and go check for themselves and be shocked twice. It just sounds so made up...

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like I need to go to Seychelles and have a coconut now. The butt stamp would look great in a passport.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You can have a coconut in Seychelles, but if by "have" you mean "eat", then it likely won't be Coco de Mer. They are rarely consumed, probably because they are, like, $300-500 a piece (last time I checked). If you mean to poses one, then good news, you get an official certificate with each one, else you can't take it out of the country.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 2 points 16 hours ago

Holy crap, $300 for the lols is a bit much.