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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago
[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

Hmmmm.... would πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 41 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

There's a coconut called Coco de Mer that looks like a butt, or more precisely like human female pelvis. Female trees produce the coconut and the male trees produce a flower that looks like a massive dong. You can't even make this shit up.

It only grows naturally in Seychelles πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¨ so it's the national symbol, and because of that you can see this butt silhouette on literally everything, even in the Seychelles passport. Enter the country? Butt stamp in your passport.

[–] coolman@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I actually think I could have made that up

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 26 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You can't say all that and not post pictures, so here they are.

Image

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 12 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Sorry, I was typing this on my phone while pooping.

But it would be better if you added a ! Right before your square brackets to embed the image directly.

And here's a better image of the dong:

ze dong

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Well, that's impressive. I'll remember that for the image embed.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Also, I kinda didn't want to add images so people would doubt my comment and go check for themselves and be shocked twice. It just sounds so made up...

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like I need to go to Seychelles and have a coconut now. The butt stamp would look great in a passport.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You can have a coconut in Seychelles, but if by "have" you mean "eat", then it likely won't be Coco de Mer. They are rarely consumed, probably because they are, like, $300-500 a piece (last time I checked). If you mean to poses one, then good news, you get an official certificate with each one, else you can't take it out of the country.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 2 points 9 hours ago

Holy crap, $300 for the lols is a bit much.

[–] Foreigner@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

They're also nicknamed "coco-fesses" so "coconut butts" in English. Another fun fact: It's the largest seed in the world.

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 31 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

How do I @ a whole instance? Hexbear needs to know

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 19 points 19 hours ago

I am sure my favourite little goblins know all about it.

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago

Thank you for bringing our attention to this matter absolute-cinema PIGPOOPBALLS

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 15 points 19 hours ago

Concerning lack of poop on balls

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What's more, this ass is so shit.

[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

We are all just accessories to a butt. All fish are floating butts that evolved go have cool stuff around that butt.

All animals are a butt with extra stuff to make the butt butt longer and create more butts

[–] LikeableLime@piefed.social 5 points 7 hours ago

We're actually all mouths, butts came later. There used to just be the one hole for entrance and exit...

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

So someone threw his sex toy in the ocean and now scientists are going apeshit over it?

[–] webp@mander.xyz 3 points 16 hours ago

Hear me out.....

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 5 points 18 hours ago

Expect more funding for deep-sea exploration soon

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

To me, when I see this and I see they called it "pigbutt" I feel like there is a real missed opportunity here.