Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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What's your Dad Score? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just say Don't know how to drive on this planet, because that will cover it.

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Nah, New England drivers are generally pretty good, I have yet to see a Japanese driver do something dumb. Vietnamese drivers are so good they need to handicap themselves by ignoring all traffic laws while texting and driving a clapped out motorbike after drinking 4+ beers.