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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Your stomach micro biome is plants.

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 31 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

That’s interesting. I wonder where the sunlight gets in to my stomach for all those plants to photosynthesize.

[–] johsny@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Rfk seems to think the sun shines out his asshole.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

He thinks so, but, no that's just a mysterious emissive liquid that he drinks every morning.

"We all need sunshine"

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

You eat it, duh!

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

That's why you're sick. You need to constantly be in the sun without sunscreen, look at RFK jr's healthy glow as a good example of prime health.

If you're not feeding your tummy plants with the sunlight it needs you're not living healthy.

[–] Slashme@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

your sick

your not feeding

your not living

"You're" means "you are". "Your" means "belonging to you".

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks, I forget to proofread my comments

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Vampires are about to start a protest.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

hes overbaked from the tanning salon.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago

Drink Capri Sun and sunny d

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

That's why you have to occasionally stick your arse in the air on a sunny day. Do it near a school or local park. You'll be fine, if anyone asks tell them JFK said to.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Use the same covid UV lamp as was inserted in 2020.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Non organic plants at that