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The Apollo 13 movie sequel will be wild...
Trying to imagine Jim Lovell's reaction when Apollo 13 blue-screens and has to reboot. What an amateurish shitshow NASA has become.
"Id love to, you know, land on the moon, but unfortunately it can't verify my license with the server so most of the functionality is locked out. Did you guys forget to pay the sub again this month?"
User : "Houston, we've had a problem! There's an electrical outage and CO2 is accumulating, what should I do?"
ChatGPT: "Just open the windows!"