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[The Athletic] Patrick Stewart to take Man Utd chief executive role when Arnold departs (theathletic.com)

submitted 10 months ago by HadjiChippoSafri@alien.top to c/main@soccer.forum

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[–] Pow67@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (5 children)

If you see opposition players doing weird shit at Old Trafford, it’s because Professor X is mind controlling them from the stands.

[–] Swolyguacomole@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe Prof should focus on the Man u players not doing weird shit.

Mind control them to behave around women

[–] LucasSummers@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Professor X behaves around women? Hahaha

[–] mrgonzalez@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Apoca-who?

[–] Feezbull@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

More likely given the buffoonery of the club you’ll see Onana levitate with the ball while rashford mysteriously runs into defenders again and again but doesn’t try anything else.

Oh wait…

[–] SaltyPeter3434@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

"Casemiro feeds a through ball to Rashford into the box and--OOO that's a nasty challenge by Romero who's attempted a flying Chun Li helicopter kick!"

[–] CaninesTesticles@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

And the players clothes fall off. And then I’ve seen everything. I’ve seen it all.

[–] SanctusUnum@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

And I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there's Rooney and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and...

[–] PrestigiousAvocado21@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

On the bright side for United, maybe he’ll magically sub himself in to score the CL winning goal (and then Posh Spice’s clothes fall off just for the hell of it)