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[–] RichieLT@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Make it so!

[–] Sel2g5@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Make it so!

[–] eventhorizon130@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Man Utd is like comedy gold. 😀.

[–] EezoManiac@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] KnightsOfCidona@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Terrible betrayal of Huddersfield if true.

[–] MyAssDoesHeeHawww@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There's Klingons in the owner's room, Jim!

[–] larsmaehlum@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

More like Ferengi.

[–] doc-ant@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Its united Jim, but not as we know it.

[–] tweazz@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't think even Professor X can make Martial score

[–] KillerZaWarudo@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Martial with proper work ethic and not sulk at the slightest competition + not made out of glass could have fulfilled his ballon dor clause

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[–] Pow67@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (5 children)

If you see opposition players doing weird shit at Old Trafford, it’s because Professor X is mind controlling them from the stands.

[–] Feezbull@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

More likely given the buffoonery of the club you’ll see Onana levitate with the ball while rashford mysteriously runs into defenders again and again but doesn’t try anything else.

Oh wait…

[–] Swolyguacomole@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe Prof should focus on the Man u players not doing weird shit.

Mind control them to behave around women

[–] LucasSummers@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Professor X behaves around women? Hahaha

[–] CaninesTesticles@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And the players clothes fall off. And then I’ve seen everything. I’ve seen it all.

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[–] Wiseman_Dennis@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Having Professor X running things for you doesn’t seem all that fair, now does it

[–] TheItalianStallion64@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

THE patrick stewart? the poop from the emoji movie?

[–] hulseyyy@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (4 children)
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[–] dwaynepipes@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Get ready for spontaneously naked women around Old Trafford

[–] durandpanda@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

"Ive seen everything"

[–] LDLB99@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Posh Spice walks in

[–] RaRaRaaputitin@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hopefully he can get his brother, The Juggernaut to help out in defence

[–] lostparasite@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Vinnie Jones might be just the right kind of crazy they need now.

[–] Corsica_Furiosa@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He's seen everything. He's seen it all.

[–] DildoFappings@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Haha we've got professor X on the helm. WE'RE WINNING THE TREBLE BOYS!

[–] tbbt11@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The multiverse of madness

[–] Smokey-McSmoke-Smoke@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

One day they will by mistake sign good players and win the league through sheer trial and error.

If you buy more lottery tickets than everyone else, you’ve got a way better chance of winning. Thanks, I’m Michael Owen.

[–] Molineux28@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] offandona@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Why do they all look like Goonies over there at old trafford?

[–] prettybunbun@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Wait Picard?

[–] Grand-Consequence-99@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Set the course to Champions League.

[–] georgefriend3@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Make it so.

[–] Dorkseid1687@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] dimebag_101@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Who the fuck is this guy. Thought it was supposed to be one of Ratcliffes people

[–] EnvironmentalSpirit2@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Tea, earl grey, hawwt

[–] SparkyGol@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

We have engaged... the ~~Borg~~ Board.

[–] redwineandcoffee@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He does have a great screenplay about hanging out with Rooney, Beckham and Posh. Good fit.

[–] ButterscotchFiend@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

“Maguire! His head, wide!”

[–] Valascrow@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] MeddlingMike@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] this_ham_is_bad@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He’s seen it all

[–] cr2152@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Designer_Raspberry_5@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Cerebro transfer committee

[–] loveandmonsters@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

When he sees the next poor results and sacks ETH: "The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!"

[–] BendubzGaming@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Now the plight of the red shirts makes sense

[–] GalaxianEX@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Reading the name and seeing the small image on my phone threw me for a loop 🤣

[–] sasksasquatch@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Just thinking, Patrick Stewart walks in day one to Ten Hag's office and just starts shouting, "The line must be drawn here. This far, no farther."

[–] mmaqp66@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Captain Picard??? Does he know about football????? incredible

[–] HarryDaz98@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I know things are pretty bad at United atm, but bringing in the X-Men is a bit much.

[–] ILovEuTooSandwich@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
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