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Paul Pelosi attacker offers apology in emotional testimony: ‘He was never my target’ (thehill.com)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by jeffw@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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"I never meant to hurt him, only kidnap and potentially murder his wife!"

In his defense, the article does a much better job of explaining the apology than the headline

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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh god, your comment is making me go down a path I hadn't ever considered before. For whoever reads this in the future, just know that @elbucho pushed me to do it.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I read your comment and it made me stick my dick into a light socket.

Thanks ;-)

[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How was it?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

Sparkly and smelling ever so slightly like barbeque