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[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 46 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Hot damn, how did she manage to scam a whole company executive and its shareholders into thinking shes worth 29.7m dollarydoos?

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I will cook books and keep firing people until we make more money this q than last q"

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Or that her inner circle of friends include someone in high up places.

[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

https://www.oracle.com/news/announcement/oracle-appoints-hilary-maxson-as-chief-financial-officer-2026-04-06/

Prior to joining Oracle, Maxson served as Executive Vice President and Group Chief Financial Officer at Schneider Electric, a global leader in electrification, automation, and digitalization with more than $45 billion in annual revenue. Since joining Schneider Electric in 2017, the organization has transformed from an electrical equipment supplier into a digital energy technology partner for key segments, like utilities and datacenters

Yup, there it is. For her industry contacts for getting power for datacenters. Not enough electricity to go around any more, Oracle needs people with connections in high positions.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It couldn't possibly be rich parents.