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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 68 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Call me medieval, but I don't understand these people... If I somehow had a ploy to make that kind of money in one shot I'd make like a bandit and vanish... Then retire. That kind of money is never work again money. I could retire at 30 and die in my 80s a rich man.

[–] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cause you're thinking like an unhappy poor person. Not like someone who has the entire world at their disposal to consume and exploit.

[–] Shindo66@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

This is absolutely right. Money to them isnt a tool for comfort and happiness, its simply a byproduct of power and exploitation of that power. These people dont want to be able to go into a bar and buy anything they want, they want to go into the bar and buy the whole thing and the street its on. Youre the consumer just wanting enough grass to munch on, they are the predator plotting behind you.

See and that is why I almost pitty such people. They never learned how to be a normal person. How to be satisfied with what you have. But I did say almost. Cause they make the world a shithole for the rest of us.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But that woman in the photo looks like she loves her job & loves the tech industry, she will show up gladly every day and do whatever it is she does to earn that 30 million per year. In fact she would probably show up gladly every day and do her work regardless of how much they pay her, which makes me wonder why they're even paying her at all, we don't get paid to do things we're good at & enjoy!

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Have you ever heard of the word greed.

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you realize how much a private jet costs?

The souls of four donkeys and a rotten egg?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15886728

And remember,

Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don't anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn, you stick your hand in there and it'll chop it off, the end. You don't think 'oh, the lawnmower hates me' -- lawnmower doesn't give a shit about you, lawnmower can't hate you. Don't anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don't fall into that trap about Oracle. — Brian Cantrill (https://youtu.be/-zRN7XLCRhc?t=33m1s)

And

I actually think that it does a dis-service to not go to Nazi allegory because if I don't use Nazi allegory when referring to Oracle there's some critical understanding that I have left on the table […] in fact as I have said before I emphatically believe that if you have to explain the Nazis to someone who had never heard of World War 2 but was an Oracle customer there's a very good chance that you would explain the Nazis in Oracle allegory. — also Brian Cantrill (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79fvDDPaIoY&t=24m)

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

(Wow your time stamps work. The last few years every time stamp I've written exactly like that, correctly, simply hasn't been working. Just links to the beginning of the video. I really need to figure out what's going wrong.)

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[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 46 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Hot damn, how did she manage to scam a whole company executive and its shareholders into thinking shes worth 29.7m dollarydoos?

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I will cook books and keep firing people until we make more money this q than last q"

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Or that her inner circle of friends include someone in high up places.

[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

https://www.oracle.com/news/announcement/oracle-appoints-hilary-maxson-as-chief-financial-officer-2026-04-06/

Prior to joining Oracle, Maxson served as Executive Vice President and Group Chief Financial Officer at Schneider Electric, a global leader in electrification, automation, and digitalization with more than $45 billion in annual revenue. Since joining Schneider Electric in 2017, the organization has transformed from an electrical equipment supplier into a digital energy technology partner for key segments, like utilities and datacenters

Yup, there it is. For her industry contacts for getting power for datacenters. Not enough electricity to go around any more, Oracle needs people with connections in high positions.

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[–] FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That's the worst heart gesture I've ever seen

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

C-suite hearts are like beef jerky from disuse.

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

That's a heart? I thought she was doing a Mr. Burns

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[–] AcornTickler@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] nobody_special@lemmy.ml 68 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No dark mode?! My eyes are burning.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] zewm@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bro how the hell do you live with yourself using light mode anything? 🤮 🧑‍🦯😎🙈

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dark mode is better 90% of the time, but I still use light mode when I'm outdoors in bright sunlight!

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

He needs to go from goth to boss

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

I'm a simple man, I see IT Crowd. I upvote.

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[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

this person opening lemmy:

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I keep clicking that but the meme never shows up

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[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hardly a meme, even tho I agree with the sentiment.

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[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

Girl Boss!!! slay queen!

[–] ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Anyone who does that heart hand thing needs to fuck right off.

[–] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

I would also do the heart symbol if I got 30.000.000$ for it.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Eh, in this case yes, but I've seen two musicians do it at hardcore and metal shows recently. Both after talking about mental health and/or suicide within the community. I'm fine with those

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

But she needs a picture for her instagram - if she doesn’t post about it, it didn’t really happen!

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[–] droopy4096@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

not just US problem though

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (7 children)

$74,250 per employee

Hm, is this low for this line of work? Genuinely asking.

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

About what I'll make this year as a CNC machinist. And at least I'm making tangible and useful objects for jet engines and rockets (space, not war). A lot of those C suite executives do jack shit for humanity and get paid more in a week than I make actually working all year.

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[–] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's $1,000 per employee laid off. They might have been making $60,000 a year each.

$30 million is way too much to pay anyone (especially shareholders) but firing the CFO is not a silver bullet.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Alternative viewpoint. You could have retained 5,000 employees.

[–] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

I'm always getting powers of ten wrong.

Regardless 500 workers Vs one CFO?

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

One of many.

[–] Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I own a free oracle cloud virtual instance because it was free and better than every other free service. 100% dedicated VI, 4Gbps network bandwidth, 4CPUs at around 2.5GHz, 24GB RAM, and 200GB. All free. And no possible way to ever go over since those are static when I created the instance.

This is for a personal project that I didn’t want hosted on my home server to expose to the open internet.

I justify using oracle because I’m technically costing them money with no downsides for me.

Fuck Oracle’s ownership though.

[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

No, shareholders.

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