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Trump gets McDonalds DoorDashed to White House and then takes Iran war questions with delivery person
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2026
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don't forget "Masturbating to Netflix while overdosing on antidepressants and weed"
Why? Did they ban porn sites in your state?
i'm pretty sure our president hates weed. true ultrapatriot hardline conservatives despise it because it opens up your mind or, in their view, makes you lazy
also it's impossible to overdose on it lol
Fr why they actually hate it. Pleasure without consequences.
Overdoses dont have to be deadly. You can definitely overdose on weed. Source: I have done it many times.
Dont threaten me with a good time