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GOP Sen. Says He Could Have Beat Up Hearing Witness if Not for ‘Political Correctness’ (www.rollingstone.com)

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Sen. Markwayne Mullin blamed “political correctness” for the uproar over his attempt to fight a witness during a Senate hearing.

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[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

If he'd been named Mar'kwayne, he'd never have been elected.

[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He should be replaced by Martok.

... well, that might be worse.

[–] TheJims@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mar’kwayne brings dishonor to his house and will not ascend to the halls of Sto’vo’kor

[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Martok will pave the road to Gre'thor with his ashes! Unfortunately it doesn't help our issues of decorum in Congress :/

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