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[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They will call it “Priority Support” and it will incur an extra fee.

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

That's too easy. Surely we could squeeze in another middleware to maximize profit?

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