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[–] frog@feddit.uk 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Orange is the New Black star Rose accused Perry of serious sexual assault on social media recently, claiming on Threads that Perry had seen Rose 'resting' on someone's lap at a nightclub and then 'bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomited on her'.

https://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/celebrity/ruby-rose-account-katy-perry-allegations-487888-20260417

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Rose tweets: "Purposeful poop" to "bomb a petit" to a sloppy mess of writing over the top of Funkagenda..stop trying to make 'Wit..I mean "fetch" happen."

This references Perry's mission statement to make 'purposeful pop', puns on her song 'Bon Appetit', and claims 'Swish Swish' samples dance act Funkagenda. 'Wit' is a reference to Perry's album Witness, with 'fetch', of course, being a Mean Girls reference.

Even though they translated my brain still imploded. wat.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

Jesus christ, you translated it and I still don't see how that word vomit actually comes to that.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's happening.

Fetch is finally happening.

... In basically the worst and stupidest way possible.

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Could it have been any other way?