Wait, is Katy Perry the ostrich. or is Ruby Rose?
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Knowing nothing about the situation, I can see at least couple interpretations of what this might be saying.
I have no idea who that is. But I love pugs.
I know who Katy Perryb is, but the only Ruby Rose I know of is from RWBY.
she played batwoman
Pugs are way better than Katy Perry.
they make nasty farts though
Not really, unless you're talking about Ruby
Okay, but why, specifically, a dog sitting on a face? Are there more details to the event? Or, is this just an assumption?
Orange is the New Black star Rose accused Perry of serious sexual assault on social media recently, claiming on Threads that Perry had seen Rose 'resting' on someone's lap at a nightclub and then 'bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomited on her'.
Rose tweets: "Purposeful poop" to "bomb a petit" to a sloppy mess of writing over the top of Funkagenda..stop trying to make 'Wit..I mean "fetch" happen."
This references Perry's mission statement to make 'purposeful pop', puns on her song 'Bon Appetit', and claims 'Swish Swish' samples dance act Funkagenda. 'Wit' is a reference to Perry's album Witness, with 'fetch', of course, being a Mean Girls reference.
Even though they translated my brain still imploded. wat.
Jesus christ, you translated it and I still don't see how that word vomit actually comes to that.
It's happening.
Fetch is finally happening.
... In basically the worst and stupidest way possible.
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Was it before or after Rose vomitted on Perry?
If I understand correctly....Rose way laying on a couch because she didn't feel well. Perry came up and sat on her face. As a result, Rose projectile vomited, likely due to intoxication as well as having an unfamiliar vag shoved in her face. (allegedly)
And our boi Justin might be getting in on that
Sophie must be PISSED
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