just pretend this is green
this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2026
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Well, i do know someone who married a guy with a brother. Cheated with the brother, divorced the guy, then married the brother. Oh, and kids are involved. Say hi to Uncle Daddy!
Was that how you came up with your username?
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Nailed it
How...uh...how is their whole life going now?
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