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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has a very specific goal (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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just pretend this is green

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Every time I deliver a pizza to the posh kid's neighborhood, there's inevitably a pair of 19 year old twins wearing lingerie, covered in whipped cream, whom I've interrupted in the middle of a pillow right. And I have to tell them "No no no, there's no other way to pay me. I only accept cash or plastic."