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Robot dogs with heads of Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg roam San Francisco streets (www.dexerto.com)

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[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

They can refuel each other by docking or something.

That's a funny way to spell dicking.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Fun fact: the term docking can refer to one person putting the head of their penis inside of the foreskin of another person.

[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

I guess I'm one of today's lucky 10,000 for this particular factoid.