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tech never works for long (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 111 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

swap out those mechanicals windows for mechanical linux and then we'll talk

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 46 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I use Arch BTW.

Like just huge arches instead of windows or even doors, Arch is all you need.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I thought Emacs is all you need?

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago

I never thought about how a physical arch relates to physical windows. Interesting.

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I am more of a hydraulic Linux person myself

[–] dai@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

You must feel compressed.

[–] WR5@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago

Likely not, the whole point of hydraulics is that the fluid is non-compressible!

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago

That's pneumatic Linux, though.