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[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, he'd probably say "at least they aren't smart locks"

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

And still pick them in 10 seconds.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 28 minutes ago

Without a doubt. He's the lockpicking lawyer, after all.

But a lot of smart locks are basically locks that have all the attack vectors of normal locks, plus a bunch of extra attack vectors due to being 'smart'.