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tech never works for long (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 6 hours ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 9 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I guess the lock picking lawyer has something to say about those mechanical locks.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, he'd probably say "at least they aren't smart locks"

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

And still pick them in 10 seconds.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 28 minutes ago

Without a doubt. He's the lockpicking lawyer, after all.

But a lot of smart locks are basically locks that have all the attack vectors of normal locks, plus a bunch of extra attack vectors due to being 'smart'.

[–] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

To be fair, that dude makes it look easy. Picking a quality lock you aren't familiar with is pretty tough.

[–] gajahmada@awful.systems 1 points 58 minutes ago

Oh, so are they (IDK the name but dude is locksmith but also throwing knives) pretty elite skill wise in locksmithing space?

I have no point of reference for that but in rock guitar term are they like Stevie Vai, Guthrie Govan level ?