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[–] duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually maybe. Imagine you got your back stuck on a 1 ft diameter pipe. That's 735 lbs pushing on you.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Add the in the weight and speed of the water already moving through the pipe and the pressure on the other side becomes hugely negative.

You're going in that pipe.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 58 points 1 month ago (6 children)

But I don’t want to go in the pipe

[–] UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're still getting piped buddy

[–] chortle_tortle@mander.xyz 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rip to your homogenate or whatever, but I would simply avoid the pipe 😏

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wanted to respond with a funny delta P crab video, but if you search delta P on YouTube now you get a ton of AI generated shit, including a video where a guy sticks his have in a hole and it comes out with 6 fingers.

They’re all like 2 months old.

I don’t know why Google did this to themselves.

[–] Cavemanfreak@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Found it for you! It's as frightening as the first time I saw it...

Edit: Just saw that someone linked it further down three hours ago...

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] chortle_tortle@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

He was on the pipe. Instead I would avoid the pipe.

[–] jmill@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That hole may not have been made for you, but you WILL fit.

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That's what she said...

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

You really don't

[–] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

Get in the pipe, Shinji.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Shh, it's easiest if you just go with it.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

You get to experience the shift from physiology to physics today!