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[–] karashta@piefed.social 46 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Are we compressed into the gigantic meat cube mechanically or are we assimilated into it like the Borg assimilate species?

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Everyone gets a 1’x1’x6’ cell to luxuriate in. If my memory serves..

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Weve got room for whole other 2/3rds of a person in here

https://youtube.com/shorts/j1vACtdEpwg

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

If it's serving lasagna, I'm in. I haven't had good lasagna in years.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Be the lasagna you want to see in the world.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not lasagna though I'm straight.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Real G’s move into the cube in silence, like lasagna.

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

We got a beef and short rib lasagna from costco the other day that was straight up decent

[–] bold_atlas@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So $4-8k/mo before utilities.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure that's feet not meters :( I demand a bicycle camper's worth of space, or I vote, strenuously object, against this.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

So if we double the cube we can have a 2'x2'×12' space? That might be better than some NYC apartments already

[–] Corngood@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Check out the high ceilings in these luxury cubes

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you just start pitching people in, and the compression happens naturally as the people pile up.

Good news though. Without using any math or science, my AI determined that the people at the bottom will be under enough heat and pressure to become oil, or diamonds or both. Just put a spigot at the bottom so we don't lose that economic value in the bodies of the people we've systematically crushed to fund our lavish extravagant lifestyle.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Obviously, I will be one of the top people, so at first thought, who cares... but on 2nd thought, I don't want to end up swimming in oil.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's a sort of human pyramid meets human centipede.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

I think you just walk into the fluidic solid walls, like the Homer into the bushes gif, except face first, where you are slowly enveloped by the acceptance of the warm loving collective.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You're run through a grinder to join the mega-meatball.

[–] bajabound@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I believe the first step would be dehydration.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Even though those are very different procedures, I fail to see how the outcome could be any different.