Tech bros suggesting we live in a hive city is believable

if you can't tell that this is satire maybe some time off of lemmy is warranted

The blue check mark is throwing me off.

In fairness, you can probably keep enough whole humans to stack in there without touching and then just liquefy the rest. That should save some money and time.

That is hands down my favorite P&R moment

Everyone gets a 1’x1’x6’ cell to luxuriate in. If my memory serves..

I think you just start pitching people in, and the compression happens naturally as the people pile up.

Good news though. Without using any math or science, my AI determined that the people at the bottom will be under enough heat and pressure to become oil, or diamonds or both. Just put a spigot at the bottom so we don't lose that economic value in the bodies of the people we've systematically crushed to fund our lavish extravagant lifestyle.

have you smelt my brand?

it's had buildings cleared until they saw me and said "it's just this guy's farts false alarm"

Game incoming

They built the Dyson sphere to exclusively power grok. The sun no longer licks the earth with its warm light. The land based datacenters on earth, now buried under hundreds of meters of ice, provide the few remaining sources of heat through their exhaust shafts. The last of the surface bound human refugees cling to them as camps and villages pop up here and there. Sustaining themselves on Jensen Huang brand "Hot Dog flavored" meat-like rations, they gather in small villages hobbled together about the exhaust vents. Unable to exhaust enough carbon from their blood they can't even risk letting their core temp drop. They know atmosphere as well the cold to be their prison wall. There they huddle for warmth, rationing, and waiting for the next hoard of autonomous PolyGPTMarket Enforcement Drones. Waiting to learn whether their agenetic overlords placed enough stake on their survival, or that the day had come - that they might be swept down the shaft, macerated and baked into hot-dog flavored oblivion.

But it'll take four and a half billion years to compile its model and just as it's about to be completed the Vogons will destroy it to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

To forget about it.

One average person volume per person.

that sounds like something a communist would ask

How much space you get depends on your credit score