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It's really incredible how I can no longer tell what's satire and what's very real opinions and ideas being shared seriously
Tech bros suggesting we live in a hive city is believable
It’s actually already proposed
What? That's not at all what that article describes.
That's talking about using federal lands to build towns. Towns with very odd and selected features, but I don't see anything even vaguely like a hive city in there.
Don't get me wrong still terrible, just for other reasons
promoting a specific social and aesthetic vision
And also
proposed by Donald Trump
🤔
In this case, "proposed by Donald Trump" is like saying that a ventriloquist dummy with a hand up its ass and someone else mouthing the words has proposed something.
those are closer to company towns than hive cities
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if you can't tell that this is satire maybe some time off of lemmy is warranted
Tech bros unironically suggesting insane bullshit like this tho, that was a flavor
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WARNING: INCOMING GAME
exactly what i saw aswell
I'm sorry, but what about this cube is "population sized"?
Well, if you liquefy the entire human race, it would fit into a container with roughly those proportions.
In fairness, you can probably keep enough whole humans to stack in there without touching and then just liquefy the rest. That should save some money and time.
If you keep stacking them high enough with a perimeter strong enough to keep them contained, the heat and pressure would eventually get high enough to liquify the ones at the bottom.
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It's all good until someone farts
have you smelt my brand?
it's had buildings cleared until they saw me and said "it's just this guy's farts false alarm"
Are we compressed into the gigantic meat cube mechanically or are we assimilated into it like the Borg assimilate species?
Everyone gets a 1’x1’x6’ cell to luxuriate in. If my memory serves..
So $4-8k/mo before utilities.
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I think you just start pitching people in, and the compression happens naturally as the people pile up.
Good news though. Without using any math or science, my AI determined that the people at the bottom will be under enough heat and pressure to become oil, or diamonds or both. Just put a spigot at the bottom so we don't lose that economic value in the bodies of the people we've systematically crushed to fund our lavish extravagant lifestyle.
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So that's how the Judge Dredd timeline started.
Such a stupid take. You build a data center in Sydney when all the people are in NY? Think of the latency!
We need to build a giant spherical data center and humans will crawl on the outside like ants. No one will ever be more than the circumference away from another user, and all traffic can be routed through the fastest and shorted physical route.
Then the rest of the earth gives us 24/7 solar power. 10/10 super happy love love!
But it'll take four and a half billion years to compile its model and just as it's about to be completed the Vogons will destroy it to make way for a hyperspace bypass.
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that cube could fit anywhere , not just newyork !
Pish posh where else is there?
I feel like I'm already in it.
No brain for damn sure
how big is the cube, and how much space per person?
that sounds like something a communist would ask
How much space you get depends on your credit score
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Isaac Asimov's "Caves of Steel"
but, but why in New York?
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