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wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours
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To the tweet; Well, nothing isn't stopping you already.
It's not actually the penis itself that's doing the guiding. That thing is a separate function that can align up with the brain circuitry guiding it. It's the brain circuitry behind it that's making you do all those things. The penis not functioning doesn't remove the drive and that's why there are boner pills.
To OP: Though, sry to disappoint you and break the common misconception. Even with boner pills, guy needs to be turned on to get a boner. Boner pills wont give permanent boners out of thin air, those just make it easier to have a boner and maintain one.
Interesting tip, boner pills work systematically and give really nice gym pumps.
heh
Oh baby
I was a member of a private, country club, gym some years ago. It had really nice showers and an excellent steam room. So many blow jobs and hand jobs in the mornings there.
I have to admit that it was a nice setup. Get up early, hit the gym, get a little release, shave, clean up, and get breakfast with a good and complimentary coffee before leaving, all before work.
I always wondered what sort of shenanigans "the country club house wives" got up to in there all day.
Nothing, we don’t fuck each other. Mostly you mind your own business and don’t really have the time to waste.