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Bro your dick supposed to get drained, not do the draining.
Op im just glad you didn’t say this to the guy in picture
This reminds me of that Russian woman who subdued and bound a burgular to a chair, after which she fed him only dick pills and kept him as a sex toy for a week.
I should risk breaking into Russian homes, I think
Enjoy the peace of impotency? Surely he doesn't think his penis actually has a brain right? Its your brain that makes you horny, and it will still make you horny even if the equipment don't work anymore.
If you're that horny-brained that its causing you stress, your best option (aside from therapy, cause that's expensive) is to get offline and find a hobby to distract your mind with.
Yes exactly! That's why I go offline to go bird watching as a hobby! Occasionally, as a treat, I'll peep in on naked adults with their curtains open.
If you’re that horny-brained that its causing you stress
That's every 19 year old ever lmao, and yes im extremely grateful i dont get like that anymore lol
Well that's different. You're in like overdrive. Plus if you're 13 and need Viagra there's an issue probably.
Well yeah and now that im not the last thing i would ever do is take a pill to force an erection lol
I'm 60. They are useful for recreational purposes. Going one round is not a problem, but the second round? I used to measure refractory periods in minutes, then hours. Now I could use a calendar.
I'm 40. Lmao. 3 to 5 business days. not really, but it sure feels like that compared to my younger self.
This sounds good in theory but in my experience recreation quickly becomes obligation.
Protip: women can take it too!
You know there's no way your mom doesn't already own a Sybian right? Condom makes cleanup easier. Seriously, try one while you can stay wet for hours.
Ew using one's parents' sex toys
Read OP's other posts. If this is actually a swiss girl born in 08 they've 100% had access to a vibrator for a while. And even for rich kids a $2000 toy isn't something you can just order to the house.
I'm blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,
But wait there’s more,
Straight to hell,
That feels like a valid poetic choice to me, but that “who’s” is getting to me,
Though tbf, referring to your penis as thirst itself is also pretty poetic
Give the got a break, not all the blood is going to his brain
Thirsty Penis Syndrome, bigly. Everybody says so.
I didn't know there was a pill that turns your dick into Benjamin Netanyahu
When I'm on Netanyahu pills I can only get off by shooting my load towards Palestine.
This reads like something written by Marcus Aurelius.
Plato, Republic, Book I, Cephalus' speech:
How well I remember the aged poet Sophocles, when in answer to the question, How does love suit with age, Sophocles—are you still the man you were? Peace, he replied; most gladly have I escaped the thing of which you speak; I feel as if I had escaped from a mad and furious master. His words have often occurred to my mind since, and they seem as good to me now as at the time when he uttered them. For certainly old age has a great sense of calm and freedom; when the passions relax their hold, then, as Sophocles says, we are freed from the grasp not of one mad master only, but of many.
Goddamit Sophocles
There's just no fucking way, holy crap!!!
it's because I won. If I do desire to, I'll awaken the tyrant and beat him up for my pleasure.
Yeah plus extreme depression and negative self image gave me the peace that is being referred to more than impotency ever did
Ah to be 18 and ovulating
To be 18 and not realize how fuckin raw that shit gets for everyone after about 45 minutes unless you reapply religiously like a goth at the beach 😂
Right?! Especially as a stoner lmao. My partner and I buy the big bottles of lube now, we ain't fuckin around. We are fucking around, though.
Oh gods my ex would get such cotton crotch from weed my mouth would dry up going down on her
But yeah for insertion so long as you aren't using any silicone toys silicon lube is a fucking miracle substance
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, X-Lube?
The stuff is amazing, a bottle makes a ton, and as long as you use distilled water, a batch will keep for a long time.
Ooo I have not heard of this, thank you!
To the tweet; Well, nothing isn't stopping you already.
It's not actually the penis itself that's doing the guiding. That thing is a separate function that can align up with the brain circuitry guiding it. It's the brain circuitry behind it that's making you do all those things. The penis not functioning doesn't remove the drive and that's why there are boner pills.
To OP: Though, sry to disappoint you and break the common misconception. Even with boner pills, guy needs to be turned on to get a boner. Boner pills wont give permanent boners out of thin air, those just make it easier to have a boner and maintain one.
Interesting tip, boner pills work systematically and give really nice gym pumps.
I've taken the pills recreationally. Highly recommended when you expect your session to go for many hours, but you (the man) still have to be turned on. In other words, I a healthy male, did not get involuntarily erect by the pills.
EDIT: I hit puberty at 10yo. From 10 to about 19, my dick had a mind of its own. But since about that age, we have come to an agreement. Get hard and stay hard for as long as I ask, and I promise you'll never go hungry. The rest of the time, leave me the hell alone.
PS: It was miserable ~12.
My dick has never been the sticking point for me going many hours. Either the rest of my body ran out of gas or the girl I was with needed a break.
I felt this way about my sex drive until I transitioned, HRT killed the beast then brought it back perfected it like a gandalf the white
this is way too fucking real i hope the random no reason public ones disappear entirely when this happens i love homeboy but goddamn he gets on my nerves
How old are you? Those were frequent in my teens and pretty well stopped after 18 or so. Dont worry.
I’d like to imagine they’re 71, just hoping patiently for that youthful libido to finally abate
Big dog I'm pushing 30 😭 I have noticed they usually don't happen when I'm standing, only when I'm seated for a long enough time.
Clench your thighs. Doing so will pull blood flow to your legs and away from your dick.
Its why they are less frequent when youre standing.
Usually doesn't do it for me. Trying to do a keagle without using any other muscles can almost instantly kill it sometimes, tho. I hear it's also great for avoiding incontinence and ED as you get older as well.
Boredom boners, I'm 38 and I still get 'em.
I used to get random church boners as a teen. In a Catholic mass you alternate between sitting, standing, and kneeling, so, you know... awkward