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two angle grinders. one with an aluminum cutter and the other with a steel cutter. You can get into basically anything with that combo. cut off the hinges or around the rack locks and just take stuff you didn't spray with metal dust.
Plot twist: you're in the US, so your angle grinder takes 120v but all the outlets in the cage are 240v.
battery angle grinder. really they should require licences. People have used them to steal bikes in public areas and nobody is confronting a potentially mentally unstable individual with a tool that can cut a U lock in a second or two