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[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (4 children)

"name five women"

Silmarillion enthusiast: "Melian, Lúthien, Galadriel, Idril, ... uh... Ungoliant?"

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"John you want to add some women to this? The entire first book is 9 dudes walking and taking to a bunch of other dudes."

"I'm gonna make a whole race of TREES and they're not even going to know where their women ARE!"

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

“I’m gonna make a whole race of TREES and they’re not even going to know where their women ARE!”

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Points to random passing woman: -- I dub thee Meredith!

[–] lath@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is Ungoliant the giant spider? I forgot.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

That's Shelob. Which counts! We got 5!

Edit: actually nevermind, you were right. Ungoliant is also a giant spider

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Specifically, Shelob's mom, IIRC. Which means, unlike Shelob, Ungoliant's sex actually matters to the story.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Shelob is the mother of the mirkwood spiders isn't she? Those spiders were never identified as male or female, so I assume they don't have any lesser children.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Varda, Queen of the Valar, AKA Tintallë, Elbereth Gilthoniel, among other names.

The goddess Sam prayed to when he sang the hymn A Elbereth Gilthoniel to give him the courage to face Shelob.

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I mean yeah, I could have come up with any of the seven Valier, or Uinen, Eärwen, Elwing, Niënor, Míriel, Aredhel, Silmariën, etc. etc., but that wouldn't have made the joke very funny