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[–] turboSnail@piefed.europe.pub 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What's the worst thing that could happen??

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 33 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I don't know, but the best thing that could happen would be that two planes of AI CEOs crash into each other.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago

even having 1 crash would be interesting

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Getting their private planes to crash might now be in the realm of possibility. Imagine somebody taking down a CEO's plane by writing "crash that plane" in white text on white background somewhere that humans can't see, but AI can.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

You mean for the AI air traffic controller or the AI pilot? Because I could imagine them replacing pilots with their product. Or installing a Copilot copilot.

[–] turboSnail@piefed.europe.pub 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Grok will be the pilot and Copilot will be the copilot. Air traffic control could be handled by GPT.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 points 52 minutes ago

I love it so much. This way, the billionaire problem should be solved in about three days.