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[–] BigMacHole@thelemmy.club 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

WHY are you STUPID Libtards surprised that the Party of PROTECTING EPSTEIN is OK with Sex Offenders being around Children?

[–] Hakuso@scribe.disroot.org 3 points 14 hours ago

Because a good christian male just made a mistake, he's sorry, it won't happen again.

Meanwhile the girl who just wants to pee in peace is a predator and must be dealt with to the fullest extent of new laws that make Iran look progressive by comparison.