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Texas school sent waiver for parents to allow kids to be coached by sex offender (www.chron.com)

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

public urination isnt a sex offense, its likely misdeameanor for public indency. more than likely its FLASHING young girls with your penis, or whatever. there are some sites that allow you to see sex offendors in your area, and some of them to give you what they were caught with, alot of them tends toward showing your junk.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 7 hours ago

It depends on where you live. I was just pointing out the edge case and people seem to want to put words in my mouth.