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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 52 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Big Corpo HR: "We're going to need you to watch 8 hours of videos about 'empathy' and 'active listening'."

6 hours later...

"...and body language is very important. It's perfectly ok to rest your chin on your hand but DO NOT cover your mouth because it gives the impression that you're holding something back."

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 27 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

“Now we need you to watch 4 hours of videos to teach you how not to sexually harass everybody.”

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 33 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

Accidentally harass anyone. You have to be careful because it's easy to say things that are not necessarily intended to cause offense but could be perceived offensively by the other party.

Things like, "Wow! You look great today, Janice. That top really accents your tits."

Or, "Ryan, I think you would be a great fit for the managers job. If your interested, you should stop by my place tonight and fuck my brains out."

Now, as innocent as both of those scenarios might appear on the surface, they are both examples of different types of sexual harassment.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Oh my god you’re a life saver. I would have totally harassed my coworkers had I not been armed with that knowledge. To say thanks, would you care for a handjob?

[–] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 14 hours ago

Wow you guys are coworkers?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

thanks to these fucken libtards these days you cant even spank the new girl's ass AS A JOKE!!! without being called a sex predator