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[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's a really strange thing for someone to mention. Coincidentally I had a college professor who once described something similar to our class about meeting Bill Clinton. He said everyone could "feel something" as he approached. Like a literal fuckin' magical aura field, no joke.

Makes me wonder if the conspiracies about occult magic stuff and "the elites" are based on something real. Epstein and the rest were into more fucked up shit than I ever really want to know.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

probably just uncanny valley from them being sociopaths, they immitate human behavior to get what they want