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[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait, so ultra processed food like burgies and chips aren’t what we’re supposed to be eating?? RONALD LIED TO ME

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If a half pound serving of deep fried potatoes ain't a vegetable, I don't know what is...

/s

[–] ryper@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is it extra servings if it's fried in vegetable oil?

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Corn's a vegetable, you know how much corn syrup is in a half gallon of Dr Pepper?