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Need a AI update (discuss.online)
submitted 3 weeks ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Technotica@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I get that this thing has electronics in it to allow ultrasonic vibration, but WHY does that need firmware updates? Oh look my knife got an update, now it vibrates 5.2% faster!

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It could brick when you cut cheddar.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 11 points 3 weeks ago

DRM'd Cheese, the sequel to Unauthorized Bread.