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Bit of a tangent and a big YES I am a giant fucking nerd - but I do text based roleplaying. People online don't know my actual gender (chick) since I'll play anything. One huge thing I noticed when playing a dude is a lot of the women would just kinda be there and try to be sexy hoping I would do something.
They didn't all write like that, and I still had a few guys to starfished, so to speak, but goddamn YOU NEED TO ENGAGE ME. If I wanted something pretty, I would look at a painting. I need an activity.
"I put on my robe and wizard hat (and pray that you're not watching a documentary on wand making.)"
I see you're familiar with my technique.
"I am indeed. NOW I CAST LVL 99 EROTICISM. Nothing happens...
... I know I'm a fraud bb! I know who you are: you're the great Wren of House Byrd, the mightest wizard of all the lands... I jus- I just wanted to be like you! And- and when I heard you were in town... 😭
I reluctantly take off my robe and wizard hat. Then I bolt away running. Don't look at meee!"