this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

This prophecy sucks, what else ya got?

[–] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

When the slow moon passes the lion's third claw, And the basin of Venus is drained of its tear, The great vessel of men shall split without war, Not by fire, but by silence, shall vanish their fear.

[–] korazail@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 5 hours ago

What have you done!? You can't just speak the deep truths like that!

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 4 hours ago

They could move out of California.