When they were building the station near us this was what they put on the sign until they opened.
this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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This prophecy sucks, what else ya got?
They could move out of California.
When the slow moon passes the lion's third claw, And the basin of Venus is drained of its tear, The great vessel of men shall split without war, Not by fire, but by silence, shall vanish their fear.
What have you done!? You can't just speak the deep truths like that!
It is sorta funny watching Americans pay gas prices that many parts of the world actually already paid.
We have poor public transit and on average longer commutes. That makes it hurt the average person a lot more
Don't forget the absurdly big and fuel-hungry cars.
That's mostly fueled by cheap fuel (heh) .
Toyota really started to take off in the 70s when oil got bit more expensive.
What's ironic is that for most of America they're paying those amounts on top of government subsidies
Germans would still kill for this price. 7.11 USD/gallon is something like 1.60 EUR/liter. We’re currently way above 2 EUR/liter.
Counterpoint - the US is killing for this price. We've been at war in the middle east the vast majority of my lifetime, in no small part driven by wanting to control access to and profits from oil.
Damn, if my maths is right it would be 2.59/l aud, my closest station atm is at 1.80/l and hit a high of 2.30/l
For unleaded? Diesel cracked 3 buckeroos in most places
Same here in the UK.
I call BS - I have never seen gas prices (in the US) that don't end in a "9".
It's allowed if all the digits add up to 9.
Gas price gematria
there's a snopes on it for some reason, was just on the sign to promote the store's opening
I've seen all the other numbers for the least significant digit up here in Canada.
Though $7.11 per L would be crazy.
Higher quality version
Edit: wtf when I initially looked OP was like 200 pixels and now it's normal resolution
seems worse to me if anything. unless OP used to be worse and they switched it
Might be getting compressed by Lemmy
Both are perfectly readable to me, Perhaps that other user had some issue that showed him a low-res version. Federation isn't perfect.
The 7th-11th son of the 7th-11th son.
OH oh ohOH
Hey where is that?
The sign says 7 eleven so I am going to gamble on it being there.
The end of days? Or a new color mtn dew? Can't keep these straight.
So mote it be.
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Sweet, is this when the dinosaurs come back to life and get revenge on us for using oil?
Why, did they want it?
We're going to need a reverse Jurassic Park...
Man brings back dinosaur, dinosaur wakes up working on an oil farm, dinos find out they are the oil, dinos help other dinos escape, dinosaur use man's machine to get thumbs. Dinosaurs take back the world.
And there's the plucky comic relief best friend dino, he put one of his thumbs on backwards (haha) so it always looks like he thumbs-down good ideas.
In the climax our hero makes a big decision. Looks to the plucky best friend. The best friend locks eyes. Moves his dino arm up and -
Gives a thumbs-up
Haha! Aha. Ooh, ouch