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What evidence does this person have that Harris slept with anyone to advance her career?
Evidence? How old fashioned...
I would like to have one.
Evidence or an old-fashioned?
Yes
I would like one evidence, please. And some old fashioned.
I only have dence and old, is that alright?
Why'd you offer if you knew you didn't have everything you needed???
Hey man I'm just trying to sell my shit like everyone else, you want some or not
Your products are horrible and your storefront is offensive. Of course I want some. I'll take two of everything. Including those... What did you call them? "Other customers?"
Just hit me already, this shit thats going on is too much.
I prefer Woodford over Bulleit in mine.
Since the trade war I’ve been making Canadian old fashioneds and like them better actually.
Canadian whisky of choice, I tend towards either Gibsons or Wisers for cocktails but you can use any Canadian, then Dillons orange bitters, maple syrup, and a large ice cube. Garnish with whatever you like to garnish an old fashioned with. If it’s around Christmas I’ll char a cinnamon stick and put it in too. I’d like to get a cocktail smoker eventually as well.
I've been looking for a good Canadian whiskey, I'll keep those in mind. The selection for that has gotten better over time in the States despite what's going on.
Those are on the cheap end for Canadians but they’re still decent. Specifically, Gibson’s Finest Rare 12 Year and JP Wisers Deluxe. There’s better stuff out there but for value for money, especially if it’s just for a cocktail anyway, they’re my go-to’s. Regular Canadian Club is one I tend to avoid but their 12 Year is really good for cheap whisky.
My favourite Canadians are all probably never going to the States but if you ever see Forty Creek Confederation Oak or Signal Hill whisky they’re my personal favourites.
So does Kash Patel apparently. Really put me off the brand even though they claim they did not provide the engraving on Patel's bottles of Woodford.
I didn't even know this until just now, despite knowing the other antics he was up to.
Kamala-grade Vagina
She’s a woman. That’s it. That’s the evidence.
Women have sex??
Not with you, but yes.
That's their point. Women don't have sex. Women give sex in exchange for receiving something. That's how they see women.
I'm afraid I'm going to need evidence of that.
Your own existence.
Hey, don't discriminate against test tube babies, they probably deserve love too
I think we can all agree that they don't.
They heard and absorbed the hard truth that politicians get to where they are by fucking people, but just completely misunderstood it.
His evidence is that “she’s a woman and that’s how they do things and I know because when I see one that I like my pp gets hard and i do everything she says and it’s not fair how horny and out of control I get because no adults ever took the time to teach me emotional regulation so I am lead around by the nose like fucking cattle in all aspects of life and that’s the fault of everyone else who would exploit that especially women who make me horny just by existing because I can’t ever admit to myself that the world would just throw me away and leave me with these flaws so I never worked on myself either”
Counter argument. I've slept with my wife every night for the last 20 years and she's not even close to being a candidate for the elections. I think that disproves his theory.
Counter-counter-argument: Have you considered that she's trying to help YOU sleep your way to the top?
Just ask Grok if it’s true
For the sake of the argument, let’s say that she did. That’s not even remotely close to being as bad as what the opposition has done.
Evidence and facts aren't really a conservative thing. They're actually kind of anathema to them.
His mate down the road said he's got a cousin who's in the know.
She's a woman. Seriously, they think that's enough.
She did date the mayor of San Francisco early in her career, which is how she got her start. After that it was all her though. Her pussy was good enough to get her a DA appointment, which I'm sure many white men have gotten for less valid reasons, not turn that DA appointment into a Senate or VP position.
Now im imagining her pussy, hard at work, burning the midnight oil, checking spreadsheets, building ppts and getting performance reviews
Freak in the sheets
I wish my girlfriend's pussy worked that hard.
I wish mine did. Lazy cunt hitching a ride on all my hard work then it has the nerve to regularly distract me.
A pussy that brings home the bacon?
Even if it were true, I have more respect for someone who gets ahead using sex than making PowerPoints. At least with the sex presumably at least one of the people involved is having a good time.
So? How many men have done the same? Doesnt prove shit.
Their bruised ego for one, how else could a woman attain what they absolutely never will?
None, but white-bubbles stating otherwise would imply that her successful political career was the result of her merits and they seem incapable of doing that because they are a moron.
She is a female in a place of power, according to the MAGA bigots. It had to be sexual favors, since females can't get anywhere on merit.
It's been a while since I read it, but the relationship she had was completely above board.