Turning a sexist insult into a confused compliment is honestly elite-level comeback work.
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A woman can sleep with a man to try to get promoted. But, there's no guarantee that man will follow through.
If Kamala slept her way all the way to the VP job, she got people to follow through on their promises. That means that once they'd slept with her, they were so desperate to do it again that they followed through on their promises until she was a heart beat away from the presidency. She must be a modern day Helen of Troy, but for sex, not beauty.
Imagine what she could have done as president. Any peace deal where the negotiators were straight men: solved. Since that's most of them, world peace would have been within reach.
this is some Bene Gesserit level shit. let's fucking goooooo
Credit : @letsnotdate on Instagram. She's hilarious and baits MAGAts for fun
Yeah, her entire page is wild. She’s always one of my favorite creators to see come across my feed.
For the curious: She has a bait account where she edits her photos to make herself look like an ultra-conservative white woman. When creepy dudes inevitably message her, she trolls them. Usually by cranking the conservative conspiracy theories so far past 11 that they loop back around to liberal again, to see if she can get them to agree.
My favorite was her convincing someone to denounce Trump (or something like that) on Facebook for a picture in a bra of her xD
Love it!
I accept all major credit cards, cash and ritual humiliation.
Picture in a bra of her
I hope she bought a cheap picture frame and put one of her own bras on that.
What evidence does this person have that Harris slept with anyone to advance her career?
Evidence? How old fashioned...
I would like to have one.
She’s a woman. That’s it. That’s the evidence.
They heard and absorbed the hard truth that politicians get to where they are by fucking people, but just completely misunderstood it.
His evidence is that “she’s a woman and that’s how they do things and I know because when I see one that I like my pp gets hard and i do everything she says and it’s not fair how horny and out of control I get because no adults ever took the time to teach me emotional regulation so I am lead around by the nose like fucking cattle in all aspects of life and that’s the fault of everyone else who would exploit that especially women who make me horny just by existing because I can’t ever admit to myself that the world would just throw me away and leave me with these flaws so I never worked on myself either”
Counter argument. I've slept with my wife every night for the last 20 years and she's not even close to being a candidate for the elections. I think that disproves his theory.
Counter-counter-argument: Have you considered that she's trying to help YOU sleep your way to the top?
Just ask Grok if it’s true
For the sake of the argument, let’s say that she did. That’s not even remotely close to being as bad as what the opposition has done.
Evidence and facts aren't really a conservative thing. They're actually kind of anathema to them.
His mate down the road said he's got a cousin who's in the know.
People saying "women sleep their way to the top" but not realizing that means men* gatekeep promotions with a sexual paywall... and wasn't #MeToo at least partially about that?
*at least mostly, this being based on heterosexual men alone outnumbering non-heterosexual women in general population and especially in positions of power by a wide margin.
It's terrible that she slept her way to the top, and deprived all those Nepo-Babies of those jobs.
Most of the people I've ever encountered who were hardcore DEI=Didint Earn It
...either got their job at a family-run business, via friends who gifted them a job they were under qualified for, or legitimately banged their way in and up.
It's like when NIL was established for college football, and the $EC started bitching about schools "buying" their rosters.... despite it being an open, poorly kept secret their boosters have been buying players for them for decades
Every accusation a confession.
MAGA thinks she's ugly but at the same time believes her capable of doing this. Make it make sense.
The enemy is consistently portrayed as both subhuman and endowed with extraordinary powers. That framing justifies any use of force, since no ordinary means could defeat them. Stripping the victims of human worth absolves the attackers completely.
Fascism 101
Make it make sense.
I'd do a better job explaining quantum physics than explaining how MAGA twists reality to fit their narrative.
Spoiler alert: I know dick all about quantum physics.
I had a similar thought about Bill Clinton's dick back when we learned that Trump sucked him off. I know Bubba was POTUS, but people seemed to be lining up to blow him. His penis must be immaculate, whatever that means.
Incel MAGAts hate vaginas cuz they can't touch one.
no one ever talks about all of the people who had to ALLOW someone to sleep to the top, either, just the person who did!
"She slept her way to CEO" so your company is completely staffed by people so stupid that they will trade positions of power for a sexual encounter.
Right? For 'they slept her way to the top', to work, the organization has to be littered with people who are willing to trade the best interests of the organization for an evening of their own personal sex lives. But it's not their fault for selling out the corp - it's the fault of the entrepreneur who's successfully working the broken system.
That approach seems less insane and more importantly, less evil than what's currently going on.
There is a comedian who had a bit where some guy in a random place started talking to him about how abortions are bad. He just went with it saying he agreed and that's why he likes gay people. They have the least amount of abortions. Really shuts these people down.
Cliff Cash! He says you can’t have a rational conversation with irrational people, so outdumb them
Right?
She was so good at it that whoever she slept with was like, “cool, here’s the promotion you wanted.”
Not really the dig the hater thinks.
New reframing just dropped
Imagine the wonders that kind of vagina could do for our country on the world stage if that is her advancement move.