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One time i peed in their mouth because the head was so overstimulating i lost all control, i genuinely had no idea if i was gonna nut or pee
I've also peed or "squirted" from an extremely wet lube handjob, especially if the top of my glans is rubbed
Uhhh, you should probably pee before any fun stuff in the future. Just go to the bathroom before hand.
I never said either of us didn't find it fun 😏 also apparently penis-havers can squirt, especially from post-orgasm torture. Also would you say that to someone who squirted of of their vagina?
really not a fan of the shaming happening in the other comments for this! sometimes you have fluids come out that you didn't mean to, it's not something ANY gender should be shamed for!
also the amount of people commenting on what seems like it was a one-off occasion / situation is crazy
I mean precum is fairly normal and not a lot, but way different from a full on squirt. You just need to go to the bathroom before torture time then.
If I actively pissed while getting head, yes, I would start to pee before sex.
Squirting, while comprised of some pee, is not the same as pissing.
calling squirting "comprised of some pee" is a little disingenuous, when the bladder can hold 200-400ml of liquid and the female prostate (aka skene's gland) can hold, generously, 2-4ml (you can read about it in depth in this recent study, which is quite a good read! https://www.researchgate.net/publication/359790472_Female_ejaculation_and_squirting_as_similar_but_completely_different_phenomena_A_narrative_review_of_current_research) even if you're not precise about how many mls of fluid are expelled during a typical squirt, one would be hard pressed to conclusively state that less than the majority of fluid in a squirt didn't originate from the bladder. the paper talks about the question of whether or not it's precisely urine, but the tl;dr is basically that it's not not urine (more dilute and/or slightly different compositions of urea, creatinine, and uric acid)
speaking from personal experience, at least... as much as i wish it weren't the case, it's piss :')
but THAT'S FINE. we don't need to be in the business of shaming folks for unintentional (or intentional!) emissions of piss during sex! and drawing the line at "squirting (in people with vulvas) is fine because it's not all piss" is kind of silly because it's not necessarily going to just be piss from someone with a penis either, and there are for sure women/people with vulvas out there for whom it is just piss, and they're catching strays here. this is not the pro-feminist stance you think it is
as long as it's as consensual as you can make it (e.g. if you know for sure it'll happen ahead of time, inform your partner(s); if you didn't expect it or think it would happen, that's the price of admission! things happen), we have no business judging someone for how their body behaves during sex
(directing this to you, but also the other comment on this post, but there's a lot of information about squirting i wanted to write out, as well. it's been a subject of my fascination for a few years, and some of the newer research is really interesting to read)
“This is not the pro-feminist stance you think it is.”
Excuse me, what the fuck?
I don’t care that squirting is mostly comprised of piss. But the act of pissing and squirting are different sensations and acknowledging that squirt is a mix of fluids isn’t a fucking stance on feminism.
OK, my mistake
but i don't think he was like, damn, i'm getting amazing head rn, perfect time to blast some piss into my girl's throat
and an involuntary emission of piss due to sexual stimulation... well, to me, it sounds like there's a lot of overlap between squirting and what was described!
It's all pee.
Pee is stored in the balls
I’m not going to get into a debate with men about women’s anatomy.
Learn more about the skene’s glands.
A long time ago I got into a "debate" with my then reddit peers. The argue: Me having two fingers way up inside my girlfriend when she came and I felt a swoosh of liquid go through my fingers and eventually to the bed of course. Reddit were somewhat obsessed with "it has to be pee, she pissed your bed, it's piss" etc. Bet she had gotten that some time based on her reaction after coming to her senses after letting herself go away so far (I just treated it like any normal thing, and we redid it too with the same resuls).
But these glands don't seem to explain it either.
Any information greatly appreciated, I always have wondered what happened (out of curiosity, it was a looong time ago)!
It’s a combination of pee and fluids excreted from the skene’s glands. Similar to the fluids excreted from the prostate.
https://lemmy.world/post/46599277
Before hand. Before head. Before anything, really.
I've done this too, luckily she said "no worries I've actually wanted to try that"