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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/46627075

You would think a Pastor would have a serious problem with that. Only in Trumps America.

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[–] schwim@piefed.zip 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why would you think a pastor would give pause? If you can get someone to believe in a magic space daddy, the shift to a magic land-based daddy should be trivial.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they followed the rules they wouldnt follow trump

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They would also stone you to death for wearing clothing of mixed fabric.

Religions always pick and choose which rules to apply and how to apply them.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

"You're only making it worse for yourself, you know."