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Error in the text: 1000mW laser with 532nm wavelength which is green light.

1000nm light is infrared.

Cross posted in https://lemmy.ca/post/64612634

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[–] degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io 96 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

If you actually want to do this, look at the NUBM44-V2 laser diode. 7 watts of output power and around $30 on eBay. Another $50 or so for a driver, heat sink, and lens and you can burn out cameras in seconds (you can also burn out your eyes so a good set of laser goggles is essential).

[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 40 points 20 hours ago (3 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 19 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

"My eyes! The Googles do nothing!"

[–] degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io 23 points 19 hours ago

Oops, fixed lol

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 27 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

Also make sure your friends have laser goggles, and that nobody is anywhere downrange if you're trying this. It takes way longer to blind a camera with these than it does to blind a human/animal, and it will turn minor vandalism charges into felonious assault.

[–] zeejoo@thelemmy.club 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This is why I advocate for the anti-surveillance method of "hit camera with big stick"

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago

"Heave rock at bad thing" really does cut to the primal core of the species. Thog not believe how much copper is in mammoth.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 6 points 18 hours ago

nobody is anywhere downrange

Reflections can also blind, so make sure no-one, including you, are uprange, or siderange (to stretch a wordform to breaking point) either.

[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (4 children)

~~Also worth noting that in a lot of places you'll need a license to legally own and operate a class 4 laser like that~~ Edit: I looked into it some more. This might only be true for commercial facilities. Idk though I'm not a lawyer

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 23 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Oi mate you got a loicense for that diode

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 11 points 18 hours ago

Don't even fucking joke

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 17 hours ago

"class 4" is just the highest class, being over 500mw. Technically, the experimental lasers they use on warships are class 4 lasers.

Most countries don't restrict owning them, but they do restrict selling them. When you have one, it's kinda like owning a kitchen knife, perfectly legal, but as soon as you do dumb shit with it, thats still on you.

And class 4 lasers make it VERY easy to do dumb shit.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 6 points 18 hours ago

I don't think a license is going to help you if you're found walking around with a 7 watt laser hooked up to the relevant drive circuitry. They're still going to presume you're up to no good, and, when they find a camera with a burned sensor, they're going to assume it was you. I guess the moral of this is: don't get caught.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 2 points 18 hours ago

We were promised lighsabers and yet we can't even have a cool torch!

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 3 points 19 hours ago

Probably don't even need that much, my cheap eBay laser pointer from 20 years ago damaged one of my first smart phone cameras in a couple seconds because I aimed it directly in. It was red, too, not green. Both work though.

I didn't want to some in my rites so I thought the camera lens would be OK. It was indeed not OK.