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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 79 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fuck polymarket though, the metastasis of late stage capitalism.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna bet everything I own that Viking_Hippie plays a video game within the next 24 hours. Any takers?

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Do you want to get kidnapped and handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours? Because that's how you get kidnapped and handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

what's the market on viking_hippie getting kidnapped and getting handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours because let me know when that one starts to go up

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 3 points 2 months ago

My brain runs DOOM, or so I'm told.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a form of psychosis.

they think it predicts the future, and so must be completely unregulated.

They created an Oracle made of gold.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

i haven't seen those guys much but based on the little i've seen, i think they believe whatever makes the most amount of money