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Anon poses a question (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>"Open this strait."
>*bombs a childrens' school*
>"IS CHINA IN THERE REFINING OIL WITH YOU?"

how do you respond?

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I feel like “sir this is a library” would get him to go away

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just don't let him know most libraries have children's sections.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The child section is for books for children, not children per se, mr. Now please leave.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

“Library is for ~something~ ~something~ checking out ~something~ ~something~ children.”

You’re not breaching this level of willful misunderstanding

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

"what did you say? LIBrary?"