>"Open this strait."
>*bombs a childrens' school*
>"IS CHINA IN THERE REFINING OIL WITH YOU?"
how do you respond?
Fire a shotgun through the door.
this post was submitted on 10 May 2026
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There are plenty of photos of his ugly mug already, why use AI to create even more garbage
Open fire. I felt threatened and have a right to protect my home
get this guys face off my screen 😡
Why would you do this? Fuck off
I use a word filter so that I don't have to see any posts like that. Too bad it does not catch pictures.
Hey! Piss off! We're closed! Go sleep it off somewhere else, Dust Head!
'less you wanna get mutilated.
I feel like “sir this is a library” would get him to go away
Just don't let him know most libraries have children's sections.
The child section is for books for children, not children per se, mr. Now please leave.
“Library is for ~something~ ~something~ checking out ~something~ ~something~ children.”
You’re not breaching this level of willful misunderstanding
"what did you say? LIBrary?"
Grab the shovel
Print out a stack of Epstein files and slide one under the door each time he says something.