this post was submitted on 10 May 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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>"Open this strait."
>*bombs a childrens' school*
>"IS CHINA IN THERE REFINING OIL WITH YOU?"

how do you respond?

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[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 7 points 1 day ago

Grab the shovel